Your Boring Me

This is in response to a recent post of my own.
http://www.ubersite.com/cgi-bin/message_get.cgi?message=1118377297136810339

This wasn't written to bullshit some insults around and make someone cry, however, if this were to occur I offer no apologies. Simply responding to the worthless comments of this website that my post seems to have captured. Not a bad variety at that. I'm sure we have a little bit of every worthlessness in this post's comments.

I don't care so much that my post sucks and its being noticed, but why do you fucking idiots always leave the dumbest, most reflectively helpless remarks possible. Its as if your mirroring the worst post you can think of, in a single sentence, to mock the fact your actually trying to tell those around you how terrible the post your commenting on is.

Deidra, what the fuck does that mean? How about you use some fucking coherent words to describe a post you dislike, which happens to be on a site that solely exists because of TEXT and descriptive word usage. Fuck off with your -2

Cuberat, Nice fucking observation, how about you go off with your spy-glass and figure some other shit out like that the site i copied off of was my own and I did it to see what someone with half a fucking brain might think of my work. Take your idea of a good post and eat my ass cause unless your going to critique my post with some enthusiasm then I don't need your comment cluttering up my pages.

Xcuses, what a cunning pun for an even more cunning cunt. Hey, wow a cute little word usage that makes people chuckle when they read. Maybe if I put some thought into it I could waste my life just like you. That or at least get off the computer from reading a post that some guy put up to get an intellectual response from his thoughts, and not his grammar.

If you didn't read the post and decided to critique my shit based off of what it LOOKS LIKE then you might as well save yourself the trouble of a suicide note and just do it right the first time.

Sorry, couldn't help but bring up the suicide thing potatomanjack, you hit such a soft spot with your low angled insult at my use of a blog and desire to live. Even your thoughts on giving blow jobs seem to push my will to fight to the floor, and quietly molest what doesn't belong.

Chroniclysm, Thanks for the remark on what you've decided is of use to this web site, its people, and everything else that coexists with my post. Maybe you could go on Oprah and tell people what they should do after they fuck so no hard feelings are shared between the poor middle aged couple.

Security guard? What the fuck? Thats not even getting a response. I'm a programmer for NewGen technologies. Know what else? Thats a fucking lie since NOBODY FUCKING CARES WHAT I DO.

C1ndy, fuck off. I could care less about what the motherfucker looks like, or whether or not I've mixed up a cock in your mouth. Its all the same and once again, words aren't written to look pretty. Words are written to express an interest or thought. Don't agree with the thought? Fine, let me know. Don't like my spelling? Go back to a high school nd teach some fucking 10th graders if your so unimpressed with their English abilities.

Stevie, you get what you give. Fuck off.

Speak English

If you find yourself constantly wondering what you are doing discussing pointless matters with a friend, or previously interesting acquaintance, don't feel bad. Its not your fault, your friend just doesn't know how to speak English.

Conversation has several elements to fullfill an interest in those speaking. Most of these are hardly given a first glance before they're shunned as useless. The result: a bunch of a half-asses speaking half-assedly demanding more respect and money than most would be willing to pay for a steady job in Nasa. This is where I think old English dialect played an important, and hopefully model performance in the history of our local language.

You see, old English dialect wasn't created for convenience. It was used to mimics an ideal conversation with a friend or cohort. Interest in your partners life, feelings, news, etc; Concern for their well being, and finally discussion of shared subjects. Those who fell short of these useful, though repetitive, steps to a full conversation were considered to be brute. Seen as someone that couldn't create the semblance of a "proper" way to convey emotions and spell them out in a pleasant manner were treated with disrespect and/or completely ignored.

What many have failed to put together is that was done FOR A REASON. If you can't portray your own being as a individual with understandable dialect, proper use of the English language to display your current mood, and still keep in mind the basics of a decent conversation then you weren't even tolerated. This should, and hopefully hasn't altogether, change.

So here's the thing, learn to speak English in a manner that can be understood by 90% of your regions population or be quiet until you do understand. Until then, you will have no respect and nor should you demand any. If you don't understand the place around you, then stop and figure it out before you go blurting into a tenure of "Don't be given' me that shit!" from those that can't make sense of what the fuck your saying.

This particular part of the post is designated for roughly one or two types of people I could think of. Now, to discredit the rest.

Angry because you don't understand the operator on the phone? Can't read the guidelines for riding the subway? The directions on the back of an item designated specifically for an area you aren't from? TOUGH SHIT.

This country was created to take in your tired, your poor, Your huddled masses yearning to breathe free, The wretched refuse of your teeming shore, Send these, the homeless, tempest-tost to me, I lift my lamp beside the golden door! Interesting, no where in the quote does it say anything about accommodating foreign languages better than the native's! So while your sick ass is staying in the country collecting money tax free, do us all a favor and pick yourself up a copy of an English to Whatever-bullshit-country-your-from and figure out what everyone else around you is trying to say. Yeah, the economy benefits and the stocks increase, unfortunately so is my temper as I throw my patience to the ground and beat your foreign ass. Languages aren't that hard when you consider the benefit you pull from earning a currency far above your own.

Things like this make me glad that we're not a complete democracy, god forbid 50,000,000 Mexicans have control of a country worth 60% of the Earth's resources when they can't even keep their original country from plummeting sunbraro first into the Earth. Fascism might be a motherfucker, and technically what most are "against", but it has its benefits. This happens to be one of them.